Diarrhea Bad gas[2] X Research source
“I’ve been having to go to the bathroom a lot today and my stomach’s hurting. I keep having to go and it’s really bad. I just want to lay down for a little bit. " “I’m sorry I keep having to go to the bathroom. I’m really embarrassed, but I keep passing gas. It’s really bad and I don’t want anyone to laugh at me. "
Stress the fact that your stomach is upset and that you want to lay down for a little while. You may want to get a false scent that imitates bad gas and spritz some of this around you when no one is looking. These kind of sprays can be bought at novelty stores, magic shops, and online.
“I have a headache and every time I stand up I feel a little dizzy. This has never happened to me before. Is this normal? I don’t feel good. " “My stomach’s upset. I don’t know why, it just started hurting last night and this morning I had to go to the bathroom real bad. Can I go lay down for a while?”
Do some light exercise on your way to the office/nurse’s room. This can artificially raise your body temperature. Drink hot water before going to the office or the nurse’s room. Hold the thermometer close to a heat source, like a desk lamp. [4] X Research source
Red lipstick OR Hair gel[7] X Research source
This is a convincing way to get your teacher to send you home from school. The teacher will likely think you are sick and send you home right away.
Do not exceed the label recommendations for how much ipecac syrup you take.
