9 Simple Ways To Talk Nerdy To Someone

“Girl, I’ve got my ion you. “[2] X Research source “Is there a science room nearby, or am I just picking up on our chemistry?” “New plan: let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy. " “Forget hydrogen! You’re my number one element. “[3] X Research source

“My love is like a fractal. . . it goes on forever. “[4] X Research source “Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational around you. “[5] X Research source “Hopefully, we aren’t parallel lines—it would be tragic if we never met. “[6] X Research source “You must be a 90-degree angle. . . because you are looking all right!"[7] X Research source

“Hey. . . nice asteroids. “[8] X Research source “You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting you. “[9] X Research source “I’m ready to explore that celestial body!” “If gravity stopped existing, I would still fall for you. “[10] X Research source

“Who needs Google? You’re everything I’m searching for. “[11] X Research source “You can unzip my files any time!” “You’re even hotter than the bottom of my laptop. “[12] X Research source “Hi, I’m Windows—can I crash at your place?"[13] X Research source

“You and me. Tomorrow. My fort. ” “I need experience points. Will you help me out?” “Wanna go on a side quest. . . to the bedroom?”[14] X Research source “There’s something wrong with my auto-aim! Because I can’t take my eyes off you. " “You are definitely my Final Fantasy. ”[15] X Research source

“I find your lack of nudity. . . disturbing. " “Wanna take a spin on my Millenium Falcon?” “You’re the Obi-Wan for me. " “Let’s get hoth and heavy!"[16] X Research source

“Not even the Borg could reach your level of perfection. " “Wanna breach my warp core?” “I find you very attractive. Would you care to see my kingdom?”[17] X Research source “My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations. ”[18] X Research source

“Are you Smaug? Because you look like you have treasure in your cave. " “Better watch out – I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain. " “What do you say we go back to my place and light the beacons of Gondor?”[19] X Research source “Are you from Mordor? Because you’re melting my precious. “[20] X Research source

“Let’s manage some mischief together. I solemnly swear I’m up to no good. " “Baby, you have the portkey to my heart. " “You must play Quidditch; I know a Keeper when I see one!"[21] X Research source “How would you like to be my horcrux?"[22] X Research source